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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 09:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

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Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III